Except it wasn't funny at all! That was on Wednesday and I have bruises everywhere...literally head to toe. It's a wonder I didn't knock myself unconscious! I called the neighbor to help me up, but the door was locked. I thought my arm was broken, but x-rays say not. I had bleeding into the left knee that they couldn't drain off. I see an orthopedist Thursday.
I tried making a card Sat. It took 4 tries to cut one paper. Guess I will wait. Boo! I don't like waiting.
I think they are changing my name to Crash!